Vietnam
Biên Hòa AB
3rd APS
1970

The Road to Vietnam
is paved with...

submitted by Jack King
© 2002


Tell It Like It Is
by A1C William C.Weber, Griffiss AFB, Rome, NY,  1969
(SAC Trained - Vietnam Tested!)

Tell It Like It Is

Tell It Like It Is

When The Man Says "What's Your Problem?"

Tell It Like It Is

Last night I worked a mid shift

It was pouring rain!

I was posted as a close-in

Walking 'round a plane.

I was super pissed off

Wet as I could be.

With rain spots on my glasses

I could hardly see!

I hadn't had a skate, man,

In almost seven days.

I thought I saw my flight chief

Coming through the haze.

He had a rider with him.

The duty officer was out.

This had to be "The Man"

Without a doubt!

He pulled up right beside me

Cracked his window and he said,

"Is it raining out there airman?"

And then my face got red.

I must have lost my temper

'Cause I grabbed him by his shirt.

I pulled him out the window

And I laid him in the dirt!

I called him a dirty bastard

And a rotten S.O.B.

And I hit him in the face

Before the flight chief got to me!

He relieved me of all duty,

Took my weapon on the spot.

He must have thought me crazy

'Cause I told him "Thanks a lot!"

I saw my commanding officer

The very first thing today.

He said "Airman, what's your problem?"

And I had this to say:

I said, "Sir, you don't know what it's like

To walk around a plane,

While the sky is spreading misery

In the form of cold, wet rain!

A hundred thoughts go through your mind

Of things you'd like to do,

And then some guy comes on your post

And makes his fun of you!

I did it, sir, I hit him,

I'm as guilty as can be,

And I'd do the same to any man

Who'd make a joke of me!

It's not a laughing matter, sir,

To stand out in the weather

When everyone else in the Air Force

Has a job you know is better!"

I looked at him - he looked at me

And nothing more was said.

I started to speak, but he cut me off,

It was he who spoke instead.

In a voice that left no doubt

That he was truly in command,

He handed down my judgement

And this is how he began:

He said, "Son, I know you've got it hard

But don't cry on my shoulder!

You'll realize the job you've done

When you're a few years older!

For it takes guts to guard an airplane

Every single day,

But to strike from anger takes no guts at all

And for this, you'll have to pay!

And just so you'll remember

This lesson that you've seen,

I'll give you the carbon copy

Of your Article 15!

Just take this pen and write your name

You don't have to be neat!"

I meekly signed my name

Upon that paper of defeat!

Tonight I'll walk the line again

Just like all the rest,

But this time it'll be different

'Cause I'm wearing one stripe less!

Music & © 1998, by J. Eshleman, ll BMI
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